Clue | Answer |
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'Help me out here, I could be more condescending' | View Answer |
'Interstate Love Song' band, briefly (I had it on colored vinyl) | View Answer |
'Put a sock in it, I'm spreading wisdom here, people' | View Answer |
'The Godfather' first name, it's a classic film so you should know this | View Answer |
'Un Ballo in Maschera' song that means 'it was you' if you spoke Italian (I do) | View Answer |
'___ have something smart to say about that' | View Answer |
17-Across like a 41-Across | View Answer |
Answer to the question 'Who is more knowledgable about things than me?' | View Answer |
Apple appointment app you might use to get your life together | View Answer |
Aware of, as the fact that this puzzle is making fun of douches who 55-Across | View Answer |
Barely worth mentioning, like whatever you do vis-a-vis my brilliant career | View Answer |
Barley grain pasta, it's good with kale | View Answer |
Beer that's got a lot of hops (you'd probably prefer a Heineken or Coors) | View Answer |
Borscht base (borscht is a delicious soup I know how to cook) | View Answer |
Bring a house down - it's like an apartment, only bigger and for one family | View Answer |
Buzzard relative, big wings, eats dead animals, get it? | View Answer |
Candlelight event for remembering, say, the patriarchy before it crumbles | View Answer |
Car roof you can take off (not ACTUALLY, just for a ride or something) | View Answer |
Church bells sound, I know, you wouldn't know as you're a heathen who's never stepped foot in a church before or even walked by one | View Answer |
Comic unit (I prefer graphic novels, which are serious comics) | View Answer |
Dicks (it's the formal word, so you may not know it yet) | View Answer |
Dish in a lab used for examining cultures (those are science terms for those who haven't studied science) | View Answer |
DJ Lowe who played my band once - I'm a very talented musician | View Answer |
Dumps, like condos that can't afford cleaners | View Answer |
Easy question, metaphorically (again NOT actually | View Answer |
Eel, in sushi-speak - it's delicious | View Answer |
Estimator's phrase, they make educated guesses | View Answer |
Federal agcy. that takes money from your paycheck - they take a lot from me, trust me | View Answer |
Final purpose you might seek if you had direction | View Answer |
Flap one's gums, that's slang for 'talk incessantly' | View Answer |
Floor cleaner's tool...it probably touched where you're standing | View Answer |
Gay icon Minnelli, watch 'Cabaret' when you have a moment it's very important | View Answer |
General Rommel (he's a historical figure from World War II) | View Answer |
Gun org. full of people who *get* me | View Answer |
Head coverings (like, you put them on your head) | View Answer |
I have one for fine art | View Answer |
Indifferent to pain, as one should be | View Answer |
Instagram posting (follow me @fleetwoodwack for some mind-blowing shit) | View Answer |
Julia Roberts's ex Lyle, he's a country singer | View Answer |
Kill the sound, like I bet you wish you could do with someone talking like a 41-Across | View Answer |
Large animal in the deer family (not actual family, but in the species sense) | View Answer |
Like many fifth-graders - ask your cousin | View Answer |
Literally everybody at the office beneath me | View Answer |
Little ones that you give to your hired help to push around in jogging carriages | View Answer |
Money for a club membership, join a couple when you have a chance | View Answer |
Neglects to mention, as I can't seem to understand how to do | View Answer |
One who talks like he's obviously superior but he's actually just privileged | View Answer |
Opera highlight - it's a high-cultured thing kind of like a 'musical' only in a foreign language | View Answer |
Parkinson's battler that Robert De Niro's character took in 'Awakenings,' you should watch it sometime | View Answer |
Part of an attack plan (in war) | View Answer |
Pasta shaped like a tube, that's like a cylinder only without tops | View Answer |
Playful prank, for example pretending I don't know what I'm talking about | View Answer |
Rayed autumn flower, that's the time of year we go back to school | View Answer |
Really digging, as I am myself | View Answer |
Said with a wink (a blink but with only one eye) | View Answer |
Send forth, as light (did you take physics?) | View Answer |
Shrinking Asian sea (I've traveled in Asia) | View Answer |
Singer Lou who is very good - he sounds like some singers that you might know like Al Green | View Answer |
Ski resort in New Mexico because Vail was so 2009 | View Answer |
Skin and bones, metaphorically (not literally) | View Answer |
Slow, graceful dance I learned how to do it at Juilliard | View Answer |
Small obstacle in plans that aren't good | View Answer |
Spread wisdom as people should let me do more often | View Answer |
Stop existing, as the patriarchy | View Answer |
Strahan's co-host (on TV) | View Answer |
Street corner things that tell you you can't park here, if you should stop, where to go, etc | View Answer |
Submarine sandwich - I make a great one | View Answer |
Superman's accessory (he's a very strong superhero) | View Answer |
Terrible shame, but you'll get over it | View Answer |
Things I give 10% for, no matter what (I had to work for my money) | View Answer |
Treat condescendingly, like the clues in this puzzle | View Answer |
TV show that's not nearly as good as a real show like 'The Wire' because it takes place in a high school and is a musical | View Answer |
Twerking body part, if you're a peasant | View Answer |
Uses, as a chair - or the floor if you don't understand what a chair is | View Answer |
Vincent van Gogh chopped one off (painter who painted 'The Starry Night') | View Answer |
Volume button, it's the round thing on the stereo | View Answer |
What Rosie does on some posters (from history) | View Answer |
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